The Mad Hatter and the March Hare are at the tea party.  They barely greet you, except to explain that the Mad Hatter's watch is broken.  The time is stuck at 6 o'clock, and so it is always tea time.  The March Hare and Mad Hatter bicker at one another.  Even what might be perceived as friendly conversation seems to be contradictory slaps in disguise.  Needless to say, you feel most unwelcome at this tea party.  As you look for a kind excuse to leave, you see the white rabbit in the distance.  Hence...

You run in the direction of the perpetually late white rabbit.